Memorial Day Weekend Itinerary
Friday AM
Walk the beaches of Galveston in search of beached whales.
Buy Sunscreen but forget to apply it.
Friday noonish
Moped riding to Zorba the Greek for lunch.
Friday afternoon
Bungie jumping! (probably take all afternoon to get the courage to jump)
Friday night
Nursing my already sunburned body.
Cold bath in epsom salts and doused with Solarcaine and aloe lotion.
Bed by 9:30
Saturday AM
Bloody Mary's at the bar until lunchtime
Saturday noon
Skip eating to chase women at the pool.
Enjoy a few more cocktails basking in the conversation of my new found lady friends.
Saturday afternoon
Enjoy one of my new lady friends company back at the shack. *note to self..condoms!
Check into the clinic afterward to ensure no diseases were contracted.
Make predictions on tonight's UFC fights online.
Saturday night
Watch the fights while consuming copius amounts of beer.
Go online and rub it in that my predictions turned out just as planned.
Sunday AM
Go to church and pray for forgiveness.
Sunday lunch
Pack up for a road trip and eat a bologna sandwich.
Sunday afternoon
Hit the road
Sunday night
Spend the night in the car taking short naps and driving while hyped up on Mountain Dew.
Monday AM Memorial Day!
Arrive in Laredo Mexico.
Monday lunch
Eat the best tacos ever made at Fat Pancho's bar and grill!
Monday afternoon
Spend some time window shopping and sight seeing while wearing Hawaiian outfits.
Monday night
Get mugged and robbed of my remaining $22.
Wander the streets of Laredo wondering where my car was parked.
Find the car by day break.
Tuesday
Learn to live in Mexico without any ID or money.
OR, I could stay at home and drink beer and make up itineraries for you!
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