7/14/15

A Very Weird Day

This morning I awoke at daylight again. I sat up in bed and opened the blinds. The neighbor was in her backyard completely nude. She's not real pretty but she's got a smoking hot body. When I realized that she wasn't wearing anything, I shut the blinds because I'm sure she didn't realize that anyone could see her. There is a seven foot privacy fence around their backyard but my trailer window is just above it. I felt like an unintentional peeping Tom. She's probably about 25-30, much too young for me to be wanting.

I got dressed and went to get a glass of tea and noticed my chihuahua didn't greet me this morning. I got some caffeine and wandered around calling him. He was nowhere to be found. I got in the car and drove around to his usual places searching for him. No luck in the car, so I strolled down the street calling his name. I couldn't find him and was worried that Animal Control might have picked him up.

When I got back home, I heard his bark. I waddled across the yard and found him in the arms of the neighbor on their front steps. She was in a robe now and brought him to the edge of the yard telling me how cute he was. I said that he's got fleas and explained that he thinks he's Houdini. She handed him to me and shook her robe to shake off any fleas, showing me her exposed body again through the opening of her robe. That's when I realized that she doesn't mind anyone seeing her naked. I thanked her for returning Chongo and brought him home.

I started looking for how he had escaped, found the spot and patched it up. I went back in my trailer and checked email and facebook. I opened the blinds again and there she was, in all her glory without the robe again! I decided that if she enjoyed being on display, I don't mind seeing it, so I left the blinds open. I turn 51 today and appreciate seeing a nice little body without trying to jump her bones. Nice...and she doesn't even know it's my birthday!

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