It's what every man needs...the ultimate way to shut that b!tch up. Improved smart sound..there's no need to adjust the volume..it keeps her at a minimum especially during the big game! She won't get as many headaches due to screaming and nagging all the time! New feature buttons include:
- enhanced mood level (for those times you feel frisky but she doesn't)
- STFU
- clean the kitchen
- sleep function
- no flirt feature (can be used in conjunction with timer)
- beer run
- Go make me a sandwich
Anti PMS technology built right into the box! Make your woman happy, treat yourself to the latest in controlling technology. Buy it today, you'll be glad you did!
BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE!!!
Those who have families can also purchase the Kid control module! Simply snap it on and keep the kids under control too!
Separate shipping and handling charges apply.
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